Cut Price CDs

Someone (possibly Chris) once asked me which I hate more, the use of unnecessary apostrophes, or missing ones. Both really get on my nerves, but for the former, it feels like the writer knows about the rules, but doesn't know how to apply them, whereas the latter smacks more of laziness. Or maybe it is just ignorance. Oh whatever, each scenario is as bad as the other!

The above example is a very common evil. I personally believe people do it to differentiate the "S" from the rest of the acronym (though I think that writing a lower case "s" solves that problem, as demonstrated in this post's title), while another argument offered to me once is that it's actually intended as an apostrophe of omission. I disagree with that analysis; in fact, the relevant Wikipedia entry only mentions the acronym scenario in terms of plural forming and not to show omission, so the internet agrees with me! I suppose you could argue that an acronym is a form of abbreviation, but I can't be bothered to go there right now because I think that argument would be a stretch, and anyway, in my oh-so vaunted opinion, the above example is just plain incorrect.

American spelling invasion

Oh, American spelling is such a mixed bag. I grudgingly accept the logic behind its existence, but I really feel that using it anywhere outside of the US (or Canada, for some words) is completely unacceptable. It's possible that the writer of this sign is actually American, which would make the crime a little less heinous, but considering this photo was taken in small town Western Australia (Bridgetown, to be specific), I'd say the chances are slim. Besides which, the inclusion of a superfluous apostrophe in "Tees" is enough to raise my ire, so the writer would be in my bad books anyway.

Shopping in Busselton

I just returned from a trip to Busselton, a tourist town in our state's South West. A truly wonderful place, and as it turns out, bountiful source of ammo for my blog. I'll be rolling out some of the howlers over the next few days, but here's my favourite, snapped in Busselton Coles:

Perhaps the frame for the sign was just too narrow for the correct spelling of peaches! 'Oh no, let's take out the "e" instead of using a smaller font for the all important price!' Whatever the reason for it, this one made me laugh.

Black Soon

I originally envisaged this blog as a place to expose bad grammar, but I hate poor spelling just as much (if not more), so you can expect to see plenty of examples of that as well.

My friend Creedz sent me the above photo via the wonders of MMS. I see examples of appalling spelling ability all over the place, but spelling something so badly that it becomes another word entirely is a whole different level of stupidity. I'd like to give the writer the benefit of the doubt, but you'd think he/she would have noticed what he/she had done before sticking it on the wall, wouldn't you?